Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

“Why did the chicken cross the road?  Here are three answers from the Poultry Project Blog:

Ralph Nader’s Answer: The chicken’s habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas guzzling SUV.

Jerry Falwell’s Answer: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side”. That is what THEY call it–the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashed with seemingly harmless phrases  like “the other side”.

Dr. Seuss’ Answer: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I’ve not been told.

Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? I’m still thinking.

 

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6 Comments on “Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

  1. No news about Carolne’s goat? Sorry to hear Frannie is missing. Time to get a rooster. Love from Grants Pass

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  2. I can only speak from experience and that would be why do ducks cross the road? I’m sitting here this morning at rush hour holding my breath each time those darn ducks start crossing the road. They don’t seem to know why they’re doing it cause when they get to the other side they just mill around not knowing what to do next. I guess we all need a different perspective on life, even if it’s just from the other side of the road. Hope Frannie shows up.

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    • It is not looking good this morning for Frannie.
      It freaks me out too watching the ducks cross. It is always a bit more interesting over there on the other side, isn’t it? Enjoy your duck watching. Love you.

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